El incidente de la torre de pizza y mucho más

The Incident of the Pizza Tower and more…

What happened next was that i saw a MINI KID GENIUS scientist that lived in ITALY NEAR THE PIZZA TOWER who liked to explore and alter nasty things so one DAY he started thinking about what would happen if you created a powder that you can drink that can make you fart into space. So the next day he got very curious after school because he was very bored without homework of any classes. So he entered his apartment’s garage and started looking for something. After a while of investigating about many chemical reactions he actually thought he had found one. it was a combination of vinegar and bicarbonate. He disgustingly started drinking it and it did cause a reaction in his body but it wasn’t very good. He had instead of farted felt a damage in his throat and in his stomach and after two minutes of feeling bubbles inside it he POOPED in his mother’s car!!! Now, he was in big trouble because if he didn’t come up with a good excuse his parents would find out what he did and they would ground him for a month!!

But thankfully he was an excellent liar and that day was his birthday; he told his parents that the special carrot sandwich that they had made for him for lunch had rotten avocado in it. And also that the ice cream was delicious but it made him sick. The next day, after looking for 2 hours, he realized that he would need help. so he called all his friends and they recommended that he look for more help in internet so the 5 friends together looked for an answer. After a while they found that Mentos and coke can cause a giant chemical reaction, but later they found that if you drink it there’s almost no way you can survive so the got very scared and instead of drinking it they decided to glue a 5 LITER bottle of coke to their butt and crushed together 250 Mentos. Then they got to his backyard and joined the Mentos with the coke. It took less than a second for them to launch and pass the height of his house. but just when they were about to reach 100 meters something TERRIBLE happened. The kids went out of control and blasted right into the pizza tower. Some little pieces of the construction fell and the whole tower that was built thousands of years ago inclined and until now it has become an impressive monument because of that incident. Thankfully the kids were able to grab a part of the pizza tower and climb into the inside before they fell. That was AMAZING! When the kids got out of the tower they where a little bit hurt but they would never regret that experience. They knew that they needed to make something stronger better and more powerful than anything that they could imagine. They needed these four qualities power: to be able to reach space, control: to not go the wrong way, immunity: so that they could resist the potion, and no odor: so that people enjoy it and they don’t suffer before launch. After a while of resting they started looking

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