Texto Video 1 The Two Ronnies

RC = Ronnie Corbett RB = Ronnie Barker

RC: Hello. Anybody there? Ah, good morning. I’m sorry, I meant … oh sorry! Sorry, sorry. I meant to, er, I’ve, I’ve, I meant to, er, I meant to, er, I, I …

RB: Good morning, Miss Prendergast. You’re early.

RC: Ah, good morning.

RB: Oh, I oh I’m sorry. Good morning, sir.

RC: Good morning. Erm … Could I have, erm … two pounds of potatoes, please?

RB: No, no, no, sir. This is, this is an optician’s, sir.

RC: What?

RB: Optician’s. Look, it says so over the door.

RC: Oh, sorry. So it does, yes. Well, it doesn’t matter because I was coming in here anyway, ’cause I’ve got it down on my list: greengrocer’s and optician’s. You see?

RB: Oh, I see, yes.

RC: Yes. It was, it was the wife’s idea actually.

RB: Oh yes. Do sit down, will you?

RC: Thank you very much. Erm, you’re, er, you’re a … Sorry. I … That’s it.

RB: Don’t worry. We’ve got plenty more. Try the one on the back. There.

RC: A?

RB: I said: Try the one on the back.

RC: No, … A.

RB: A? No, no, not A, no.

RC: B?

RB: No. Keep going.

RC: C?

RB: Keep going.

RC: D?

RB: No.

RC: E? E!

RB: Yes, very good, yes, E! Try the next line, will you?

RC: Erm … no, sorry.

RB: Don’t worry. I’ll give you a clue. Erm … Oh! What do you see with?

RC: Your eye.

RB: I. And, er, what do you do with your eye?

RC: See.

RB: C, very good indeed. Very good. Now then, now then, try the next line on your own.

RC: Erm, I’m sorry … Is there, is there a next line? I can’t …

RB: No, probably not, probably not. Now, then. What about that?

RC: A.

RB: A … and I didn’t help you with that at all, did I?

RC: No, no. No, I got that … I.

RB: Ah. No, that’s a hat stand there.

RC: Oh, sorry. H?

RB: H? No, you’re reading all the furniture!

RB: There we are. Now tell me, is that, is that better or worse?

RC: That is … worse.

RB: Oh. Ah, well, let’s see. Now what, what about, about that? How’s that?

RC: That’s, um … that’s fractionally better. Actually, it is …

RB: Now, what about if I, if I do this?

RC: Oh, no. That’s worse. No, no.

RB: Try this nice red pair on. There we are.

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