El vid

1.Lentes sin sol, diva segura.

2.El secreto para una buena foto, es no salir en la foto.

3.Si no me gusta, no me gusta.

4.Para qué hombres, si hay chupe.

5.Yo en mamadas, no me meto.

6. Está más vacío que tu vida.

7. No estás para calentar mi corazón, ¿así cómo?

8. Sobria soy chingona, pero peda, chingonsísima.

9. Así como estoy, solo dame un hombre.

10. Pestañas largas, perra segura.

11. Papi, estás bien rico.

12. Rey, estás como para chuparte un ojo.

13. No trates como trinomio cuadrado perfecto a la persona que te trata como factor común.

14. Tomé porque tomé.

15. Cuando te veo como que vomito, pero me aguanto.

16. Flaca y aguada, para qué.

17. Pinches nacos retrógradas.

It was like something from an old movie where the sailer sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says:"See that girl? I'm gonna marry her one day."

I think I'm in love with you.

You've been living your whole life on a seatbelt it's time to unclick.

It was like something from an old movie where the sailer sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says:"See that girl? I'm gonna marry her one day."

I think I'm in love with you.

You've been living your whole life on a seatbelt it's time to unclick.

It was like something from an old movie where the sailer sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says:"See that girl? I'm gonna marry her one day."

I think I'm in love with you.

You've been living your whole life on a seatbelt it's time to unclick.

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