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101 Ways to Know You're Too Obsessed With the Beatles

this is how I have been keeping busy all summer, lol :) But here I have compiled 101 ways of knowing you may have an obsession with everybody's favorite Moptoped boys. This took me FOREVER, so I beg of you, to enjoy! !

Chapter 1

101 Ways

1. The word "beetle" looks misspelled 2. You constantly long to be named after one of their songs 3. A part of you hopes to be a famous musician someday too, just so you can say the Beatles are one of your influences 4. You have impure thoughts about one or more of them ;) 5. You miss John Lennon, even though it's highly unlikely you ever shared the Earth with him 6. A part of you is glad that you were too young to know George when he died, but at the same time you wish you could have appreciated and loved him while he was alive 7. You constantly wish you lived in the 60s and 70s because of them 8. When you meet a fellow Beatlemaniac, you also meet a new best friend :D 9. When you hear the names John, Paul, George or Ringo, you immediately think of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr 10. When you saw the title of this list, your first thought was, "how can you be TOO obsessed with the Beatles??!" 11. You get a little bit excited when you have injured fingers so you can declare, "I've got blisters on my fingers!!" 12. You have to remind yourself to keep calm and not shower a subject who wears a Beatles shirt with compliments 13. Your list of top ten songs has 9 Beatles tunes and one solo Beatle song 14. You think of Abbey Road every time you cross a street with white lines, and try to pose like one if the Fab Four (I always stick my hands in my pocket ;)) 15. Your screensaver and computer background is Beatle-related 16. Your friends don't understand why you wear black on Dec. 8th and Nov. 29th 17. You defend John's "Bigger Than Jesus" statement, despite how Christian you are 18. You were shocked when the Queen did not personally invite Sir Paul to the Royal Wedding 19. You see Justin Bieber's CDs beside the Beatles, get disgusted, and put a couple of the Beatle's CDs on front of them. (I literally do this EVERY time) 20. You know it is sinful to turn down or (God forbid) CHANGE the radio station when a Beatles song is on 21. You have been told more than once to stop talking about the Beatles 22. You have a favorite Beatle, but still love the other three to death 23. You have cried listening to one of their songs at one time 24. You go to bed listening to "golden slumbers," the worlds greatest lullaby 25. You are particularly critical of any covers of Beatles songs 26. You know who cheered really loud at the end of "Get Back" 27. You want a Liverpudlian accent. Badly. 28. When the Beatles harmonize, you can tell which voice is which 29. You can't understand how people say, "I can't tell the Beatles apart! They all look the same!!" 30. You use the term "Gear Fab" 31. You constantly search for Beatles pictures, even though you have way too many in your computer 32. The greatest thing ever would be if you were surrounded by family and friends, blowing out your candles to the Beatle's "Birthday" instead of the traditional "happy birthday" 33. When a Beatles song comes on, you sing the lyrics out loud around adults just to let know you know the Beatles 34. You hate the BBC for banning any kind of Beatles song 35. The voices in your head? You're convinced it's either John or George talking to you 36. When people start singing Yellow Submarine, you join them, and after the chorus ends, you’re the only one left singing the verses, and people give you strange looks. 37. You gasped when you realized “Carry That Weight” has the exact same tune as “You Never Give Me Your Money” 38. When you hear the number 9, you repeat the phrase “number 9… number 9… number 9…” In an English accent. 39. You've tried meditation at one point or another because of their trip to India 40. Your kind of the school hippie because of them :) 41. You insult sluts by calling them Day Trippers, jerks by calling them blue meanies, and gross people are now grotty 42. Sometimes you wonder if you are the reincarnation of John Lennon (or maybe that's just me...) 43. Tornado/flood/earthquake warning? Save the Beatles stuff! ! 44. Bands that are clearly trying to copy the Beatles (Oasis, anyone?) are now called "Wanna-Beatles" 45. You're listening to them now, aren't you? ;) 46. WWJD stands for "what would John do?" 47. The only French you know is what youve heard Paul sing in "Michelle" 48. You're the one of the only people who knows that Sprint is using the Beatles "All Together Now" in their new commercials 49. Any Beatles song named after a girl (Lucy, Lizzy, Michelle, Anna, Prudence) you change so they're singing about you :) 50. You torture your friends by writing "Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble"or "Jai Guru Deva Om" and not telling them what that means 51. You're just waiting for the day when someone asks "should I drive?" so you can shout, "Baby you can drive my car!" 52. Subject with a dislike of the Beatles? Cannot date. 53. 'Beatle' has been added to your computers dictionary 54. At one time,

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