EXPANSION DE AJE
Enviado por miluleos • 8 de Mayo de 2013 • 872 Palabras (4 Páginas) • 390 Visitas
STUDENT:
Miluska Lévano Osorio
LEVEL:
Intermediate 12
TEACHER:
Juan Allauca
CENTER:
BRITÁNICO SAN BORJA
1. JOKES
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor I've got a problem, I've got two personalities.' The doctor answers: 'Be quiet, sit down and let's talk all four of us.
My house is so, so, so small that when the sun comes into my house, I have to leave.
A girl: So, why do you call me Eve when my real name is Maria?
A boy: Because you are the first woman I ever had.
A girl: Well, then I'll call you Peugeot
A boy: Why's that? Because I'm good-looking, economical, small and fast?
A girl: No, darling. Because you're number 206!
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you want."
The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!" The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!" The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."
The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"
2. POEM
Friends
One day when you feel alone
Remember I'm at the end of a phone
I love you loads
And that must show
I want to let all the world to no
I have a friend, that is you
I love you for all you do
Your face so sweet and your heart so gentle
Keeping me together when I'm going mental
Telling me you love me and that you hold me tight
Being there for me even in the night
Thank you friend you mean a lot to me
Maybe now you'll see
How much you mean to me
THE INTERNET
The first network of computers involved just 4 machines collectively called Arpanet. This took place in 1969 and was funded by America’s Defence Department’s Research Projects Agency.
By 1971, Arpanet had increased in size to 23 computers. Its original usage had been for people to be able to work on a project using a
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